maybe you ever heard about this story, i just want to remind
i always laugh after read this ...

'Chief is at a wedding'

a police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down main street
"but sir, i can explain..."
"just be quite" snapped the officer
"i'm going to let you wait in jail, untill the chief gets back"
"but sir, i just wanted to say"
"and i said to keep quite!! you're going to jail"
a few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said
"lucky for you, that the chief is at his daughter wedding. he will be in a good mood when he gets back"
"don't count on it, i'm the groom" answered the fellow in the cell.